Back from the overseas wrestling circut - Chuck-e was hanging out with his home boyz - bubba ray, of the Mississippi 'rays' and Tony-c from jersey. Together they we're ' da guyz'!

After a night of too much moonshine and too little tail, the three woke up in an american 'boot' camp with someone else's dog tags and matching id cards and a hell of a hangover. Only Tony-c seemed not to be concerned - but then he saw this as a chance to rebel against his mothers strict weapons ban at the dinner table...

- kidding boys - go spread democracy.

mrmacc69

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What the hell is that all about?

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"You impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!”

hahahaah I forgot all about that comment lol
I came across the photo and felt that it lacked
a realman's 'story'.
SERIOUSLY everybody finishes basic (except Jonesy. That coward peed himself everynite for a month to get kicked out)

So I wrote a paragraph about three guys who woke up hungover and 'enlisted' in an attempt to elicit a humorous response from people.
smiling inwardly because I mean who hasn't gone out drinking and ended up in the army...right

Basic was no joke for me.

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"You impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!”

and you passed
congrats

it's good to see you came through still liking girls and material things. Sorry about your sense of humor was drummed right out of you. But then it's not required in ranger school (congrats on the rangers - that is something to be proud of - I bet you did work your ass off)

That said
it appears I have hurt your 'feelings' ranger. Man up.
I can honestly say that was not my intention.

I had a ranger for a roommate in college and he like you was a self righteous idiot who had no sense of humor couldn't hold his liquor and kept whining for months. He graduated with a higher gpa than I did.
And ended up throwing his back out stateside working on some heavy machinery.

won't happen again

try not to get shot eh
your annoying but you can draw and your a 'deviant' so there's hope

No one's feelings were hurt, high speed. I'm thick skinned like the rest of my brothers in arms. We have nothing to prove to keyboard jockeys like you.

Since you apparently don't like us grunts very much it would please you that about 240 'self-righteous idiots' like myself will be flying to a combat zone in November to commit violence on your behalf and possibly die in a land far from home.

Who cares, right? We volunteered and we knew the risks so fuck it.

Something to think about while you're sitting behind your desk trying to elicit humor over a picture of Soldiers leaving BCT. Some of us idiots have pride in what we do so it's advisable to leave the humor at the door.

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"You impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!”

wow

FIRST I should say
Thank you
It's a crappy job_and quite a 'charlie foxtrot' your in.


BY nature I'm a wise ass _ your serious nature is one I've seen in several 'core hardasses' of course you're fighteing so people like me can express our opinions (but you knew that right?)

FYI
I'm also at least twice your age.
Some of the things I have done 'AS A KEYBOARD JOCKEY' have made your hightech fightening possible.

I was one of the first designers in the COUNTRY to design GUI and virtual reality interfaces. That tech has been refined shrunk and is used in your interactive training virtual reality syms tech briefs as well as the long range wireless stuff that's so highly touted.
I've taken a nintendo game glove and turned it into a WI controller (back in 1996)
I've worked with heads of hospitals to train doctors
and
I've taught on state grants.

We all do what we can - you shouldn't look down that nose of yours - you'll trip over an IED which would suk. I barely know you but think you'd be a riot to get drunk with.

Anyhow sorry you have no sense of humor you should look into that (it's cause you haven't been laid in a while huh- do you get congigal visits over there? I got a bet you don't but my other friend over there insists you do = so do you?)

But if you need someone to hate and talk down go for it. It's the least I can do for you.


ps dude your moms is hot and into older men you don't mind do you...

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Art is what you can get away with - AndyWarhol
Graphic design is conceptual thinking you get 'aid' for-mrmacc69

Ha alright grandpa. Nothing you can say can make me feel shitty since you instigated all this.

You know, I'd rather be outside the wire sending hot metal death to my enemies than do what you do. Hell, I'd rather be stirring shit at a FOB in the middle of a desert than have 'designer' as my job title.

Leave the real work to the brave and the bold. Who knows, maybe you'll meet some really hot girl who can recode your stuff.

And don't even think about my mom. Being a necrophiliac may tarnish your record. Go home.

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"You impertinent fools. I, Garland, will knock you all down!”

see I knew you had a sense of humor lolol

(don't know about the brave and bold - young dumb and full of cum sure - but I got old cause I don't dodge bullets (you'll learn.. lol)

and my intention wasn't to make you feel shitty - are you kidding me gernades guns and the hookahs camel spiders dude - that's every guys wet dream. I don't care if your an engineer or a grunt - things that go boom are freakin sweet.

I admit it I'm jealous. yknow except for the 100 plus degrees bench pressin jeep axles with ammo cans on the end. And the whole not being able to tell the good guys from the bad...

so keep it wide and inside with your brothers on your six soldier I expect to exchange insults with you for a while!


stay frosty (cause chilly ain't ever been cool)

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Art is what you can get away with - AndyWarhol
Graphic design is conceptual thinking you get 'aid' for-mrmacc69