I unearthed this string of ramblings from its Xanga grave this morning. It brought back some memories of how stupid we were back in high school. I didn't write this, but I thought it was funny.

Well i decided to take a stroll around the park today when i witnessed something awful. A little kid across from me was crying because he dropped his marbles. I felt bad for the kid but i didnt want to show him that im a person who would actually give a shit so i said, "Hey kid! Quit being a pussy and pick up your fucking marbles."

He was screaming even louder... I guess to drown out all other noise i.e. me. Well my temper got the best of me and I told him calmly, "If you don't fucking shut the fuck up im gonna stick my dick in your mouth."

Then at this point it seemed he was taunting me. Screaming because i didn't like it was gonna get him his one way ticket to 'I'm gonna knock every single one of your teeth into the back of your fucking throat' St.. I pushed the little bitch to the floor (since he was like 2 years old it was easy push the shit out of his light ass, causing his head to hit the floor first.). I picked up his head and smashed his face into every last marble he dropped. "fucking pick it up you queer," I told him in a firm voice, "oh you gonna cry? fucking piss your diaper? well im not changing that shit and neither is anyone else. you clean up your own shit you fucking lazy ass."

His mom came running out and I dragon kicked the shit out of her chest and she flew like 12 miles I think. Then I decided to run in and beat the shit out of his brother because he was in a wheelchair... and it was easy... and maybe he should learn how to walk. After beating his ass, I threw him out of the wheelchair and took the piece of shit seat with wheels. And I lived happily ever after.

The End.

And that is the difference between Democracy and Communism.


- Get the fuck out of retail
- Get more thrash albums
- Pay that speeding ticket
- Finish Jenna and Rose's drawings
- Find an iH52B for that certain someone
- Get another Wii on Sunday for eBay


- Exodus @ House of Blues - 1/21
- Iron Maiden @ LA Forum - 2/9
- Sodom - Spring 08
- King Diamond @ House of Blues - Tour Cancelled!


Honestly, I don't give a rat's ass about art. I draw only when I feel like it and have nothing better to do, so don't give me crap about my drawings being unoriginal, lacking any artistic value, and all that shit, because frankly, I don't care. I don't draw pictures with messages or anything, it's just a fun thing to do, and if I think too hard to make them, it just ruins that fun. Have a nice day.